Just how valuable is karaoke?

I read the following new story from Huntington, W. Virginia:

A 48-year-old Chesapeake area woman reported last week that someone entered her home in Union Township and stole jewelry and a karaoke machine. The items were valued at $2,350.
http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/briefs/x784149180/Lawrence-blotter-Jewelry-karaoke-machine-stolen-in-home-break-in

I am imagining the thief wandering around the house. "Now where would they hide that karaoke machine. Gotta find it... Oh! Quick stuff some of this jewelry in my pocket. ... Now where is that karaoke machine!??!?!"

Please contact the police if you happen to live near Huntington and a guy in a trench coat tries to sell you a karaoke machine. And everyone else?  Make sure you chain your karaoke machine down!