Ryan Cabrera karaoke scandal

I submit my nomination for the single worst sentence in journalism for the year 2011. I know it's still early in the year, but this one is deserving of some recognition:

Ryan Cabrera and two women who sued the 28-year-old pop star, alleging they were seriously hurt after falling on the driveway of his home, have agreed to have the case decided by an arbitrator.

http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/ci_17194733

Cabrera was at a Burbank karaoke club in November of 2008. He was given a ride home by two ladies. They had a few drinks. On their way out at 3:30 AM, they slipped in his driveway, which they claimed was steep and poorly lit, and slippery. Both were injured. One woman claims to have been in a coma for weeks following the incident.

A lawsuit was filed in June of 2009, and the parties have just agreed to take this into arbitration.

I just don't know what to think of this. They went to karaoke with Ryan Cabrera?!?!!?