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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Karaoke therapy

I stumbled across an article in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research that piqued my interest. I remember years ago when the medical community was rocked with research that red wine is good for your heart. The first reaction of the medical community was to get legislation passed that prohibited anyone from ever implying that more than one glass of wine was good for you.
The next thing the medical community did was to go looking for the chemical in red wine that prevented heart attacks, provided one never ever drank more than one glass of wine. Resveratrol was one of the early suggestions. Later, they found that one would need to drink hundreds of bottles of wine a day for the resveratrol to have any effect. Since it is illegal to imply that more than one glass of wine might be good for you, this part of the research was quickly hushed up.

Right from the start, I knew that the search for a chemical component to wine that promoted health was ill conceived. Yes, there probably are some components of wine that are healthful, but (my opinion) the silly researchers were missing the forest for the trees. Alcohol relaxes you. And reducing stress will do all kinds of good chemical stuff in your body, and so, will promote good health. And further, the socializing we often do when we drink also helps relax us. The picture below relaxes me even without even having a sip of beer.
What about the ill effects of too much drink? Again, maybe stress is the operative force. Anyone who has had a hangover or been in a drunken bar fight will attest to the fact that too much alcohol can raise your stress level.

My thesis is that a large part of the health benefit from drinking (no more than one drink) is from relaxation and socialization. The article I found shows that the medical community has finally heard my message. The conclusion to the paper:

Conclusions:  Social support may enhance the beneficial effect of light-to-moderate alcohol consumption on risk of cardiovascular disease.

But the paper really caught my attention when the subject of karaoke was brought up. Here is a comment from one person who commented on the article: 

Tanigawa [the author] also recommended karaoke bars as one way for business persons to cope with stress.' Singers use deep breathing, which is good for the parasympathetic nervous system. After singing, they usually receive applause. It is a good kind of social support, and helps in the face of adverse occasions or stressful events.'

YES!!!!  They finally get it!! Thank you Dr. Tanigawa.

Intrigued, I went on a search through Pubmed to find other research that said karaoke can promote good health. I found two research papers on the benefits of karaoke therapy.

Karaoke therapy in the rehabilitation of mental patients
CONCLUSION: Karaoke therapy may be more effective [for treating chronic schizophrenic patients] than simple singing in improving social interaction. There is preliminary evidence that it may be anxiety-provoking for unstable schizophrenic patients. More research is required for further elucidation of the characteristics of favourable candidates, optimal schedule and active components of the therapy.

Karaoke for quads: a new application of an old recreation with potential therapeutic benefits  for people with disabilities
CONCLUSION: This article examines theoretical considerations and proposes a research agenda. Empirical research would be valuable to confirm the potential benefits of karaoke for people with disabilities.


But just like vino, there can be too much of a good thing. I found an article that warns of the dangers of too much karaoke.

Effect of hydration and vocal rest on the vocal fatigue in amateur karaoke singersThese results suggest that hydration and vocal rests are useful strategies to preserve voice function and quality during karaoke singing. This information is useful educational information for karaoke singers.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Just how valuable is karaoke?

I read the following new story from Huntington, W. Virginia:

A 48-year-old Chesapeake area woman reported last week that someone entered her home in Union Township and stole jewelry and a karaoke machine. The items were valued at $2,350.
http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/briefs/x784149180/Lawrence-blotter-Jewelry-karaoke-machine-stolen-in-home-break-in

I am imagining the thief wandering around the house. "Now where would they hide that karaoke machine. Gotta find it... Oh! Quick stuff some of this jewelry in my pocket. ... Now where is that karaoke machine!??!?!"

Please contact the police if you happen to live near Huntington and a guy in a trench coat tries to sell you a karaoke machine. And everyone else?  Make sure you chain your karaoke machine down!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Motown karaoke at MJ Cafe on Brown Deer Rd

Some interesting connections between John the Revelator and Motown ...

My second eight-track tape was The Temptations Greatest Hits. (I am just a little bit embarrassed to say that my first eight track was John Denver. John Denver, by the way, is not generally considered to be part of the Motown sound.)
Michael Jackson was two months old when I was born. Two months after that, Barry Gordy started the Tamla Records, the first Motown label.


One of the highlights of my 2009 trip to New Orleans was singing some Motown and doo wop with Jay-Ray & Gee in front of the Hotel Monteleone.

And now the most important fact...  Sven (in conjunction with John the Revelator) will be hosting Motown Karaoke at MJ Cafe, every Sunday night, starting Dec. 5. Karaoke starts at 7:30 PM.

MJ Cafe
A relaxed eatery and martini bar
6901 W. Brown Deer Rd
Milwaukee
(414) 377-2524

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Finally some real research on karaoke!

Dr. Kevin Brown (associate prof at the University of Missouri) earned his doctorate from the University of Colorado doing an ethnographic study of karaoke. Finally, a university with a KhD program! Here we have an excerpt from his thesis.

Brown speaks of the "karaoke dream", which he defines as: "the fantasy that one will be 'discovered' singing karaoke and go on to make their mark on the 'big time' entertainment industry." Brown discusses a karaoke singer by the name of Roger who had demo CDs made, and was talking with people who had contacts in Vegas.

Obviously, a lot of karaoke singers  have something of that fantasy. I personally have a fantasy of singing just once to a huge crowd with a great band behind me. Just once, though. I certainly don't want to have to spend a year or two of voice training. And I definitely have no interest whatsoever in spending the years and years of singing every weekend in every dive in Hoboken in order to pay my dues!! 

But karaoke is not the way to actually reach the karaoke dream. My research ("getting discovered through karaoke", and "update on getting discovered") shows that nobody made it to the big time by jumping up on stage at a karaoke bar. Well... maybe someone did. I just haven't found them yet.

If a large percentage of karaoke singers were doing karaoke in the hope of becoming a star, then they would all get disappointed and just stay home and watch Glee. Since karaoke appears to still be popular, I am guessing that people are not actually trying to reach that dream, but rather they are singing karaoke in order to experience a facsimile of that dream, if only for a brief moment.

In a previous blog I asserted that karaoke was an opportunity for people to sing in groups. I submit this blog as reason #2 - karaoke is an opportunity to sample what it feels like to be a rock star.



Tuesday, November 23, 2010

This is just darn silly!

I am sorry that I missed another important Texan contribution to the silly places to sing karaoke hall of fame.          Karaoke in a taxi??!?!  That's just darn silly!
Francisco E. Loaiza, formerly of New Orleans, runs a taxi in Dallas. Same rates as the other taxis, but there is an added feature. Karaoke.

Damn! what a silly idea.  Why didn't I think of it first?!?!?!

Monday, November 22, 2010

Odd places for karaoke

Sydney Australia is a pretty happening place when it comes to karaoke. Not only can you go on a karaoke ghost tour, but you can also hire the karaoke bus to get you there. Yes, they do have a stripper pole.
Texas is another unexpected hotbed of unexpected places to sing karaoke. How about singing at the
Houston airport? Or, you could visit Super H Mart Korean grocery store in Carrolton, TX which offers 232 types of noodles, and (naturally) karaoke.

I regret that  Mable Peabody's Beauty Parlor and Chainsaw Repair in Denton, Texas is apparently no longer open. It was a great place to drop off your chainsaw for sharpening, get your nails done, and sing a little "Boot Scootin' Boogie". They had karaoke every night.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

New Orleans Karaoke Cam

This just in...

The live KaraokeCam at Cat's Meow in New Orleans is temporarily out of service. I will stay on top of this breaking story and post updates as they come in.