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Monday, January 3, 2011

Kate Moss - karaoke addiction?

According to the Telegraph fashion section, supermodel Kate Moss recently did a little karaoke. In the picture below we see her charming a lady with a Campbell's soup can on her head. Is Kate Moss a karaoke addict?
This is, of course, the fashion section, so we don't know whether to take it seriously. I mean, fashionistas don't take me seriously. Why should I believe someone with a soup can on her head? (Eye makeup by Crayola.) Rather than take the Telegraph fashion section as the final voice on whether Kate Moss is a karaoke addict, I decided to do a little research on my own. I provide the facts. The reader can decide whether this is a true addiction.

In March of 2009, Marie Claire reported that Kate is a karaoke queen. Marie Claire is an authority on celebrity gossip, so now the story is getting a bit more credible. In July of 2009, Kate sang Billie Jean for the most despised karaoke host who is not really a karaoke host. Yes, none other than Simon Crowell. That's pretty hardcore, Kate. With Simon?!?!?  Doing a little K with Simon?
There's more to the story. Kate Moss threw a karaoke party for her daughter's birthday in Oct of 2009. Possibly this is an attempt to legitimize your addiction?  By getting an innocent seven year old involved??!?!

In March of 2010, Kate started seeking positive outlets for her addiction, excuse me. Alleged addiction. Here we see a picture of her at the Mummy Rocks charity event. Really?  Did she invent this charity to feed addiction.
In June of 2010, she brought in $77,000 in donations by singing my favorite Dont' Stop Believin'  at a fundraiser for the Hoping Foundation. Yes, that is David Gilmour on guitar. And yes, Kate is on the floor. Need I say more?
So, take that soup can off your head and decide for yourself about whether an intervention is necessary.

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