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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Being replaced by a karaoke machine

Willie Jolley left showbiz when his gig as a nightclub singer was replaced by a karaoke machine. Rather than becoming demoralized, he has become a motivational speaker.

Tony Hampton was also replaced by a karaoke machine. Up until recently, he was the organist for a crematorium in Northampton, England. Yes, that's right. Karaoke hymns at a funeral. And evidently, there are some people who are not happy about this. People who are upset are invited to read Karaoke Funeral by Tania Rochelle. I have no idea whether the book of poetry would be helpful. But just in case.
 
Even the World Cup is not immune to the infiltration of karaoke. Due to recent drops in ratings, the penalty shoot outs will be replaced by karaoke contests.

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